Said Gran, 'It's really shocking.
In my young day you got
A few nuts in your stocking,
And an orange and an apple
And a hanky from your Aunt
And we were grateful for it,
Not like modern kids who aren't.'
So we put apples in her stocking
As many as we could fit
And was she grateful for it?
No, she wasn't, not a bit.
An Old Fashioned Christmas Present from Funny Poems For Christmas
No more poems for a bit. Promise.