'From Coal Pit to Royal Palace: the Middleton's Astonishing Journey' contained this sentence -
'That a future queen might emerge from the grubby, insanitary, two-up, two-down house and lineage of a coal miner would surely have provoked incredulity.'
What provokes incredulity is that they would go back to Kate's great great grandfather to get such a grubbily sensational line....! You have to laugh, and hope the dear girl doesn't read The Times.
Oh, the parallel world of the media is a laugh a minute these jolly days!
Or do I have a warped sense of humour....